I'm hanging out at MI6 and strike up a conversation with a "blonde." Her roots are clearly showing and she has rather obvious long extensions. She's wearing a pound of make up, green contact lenses, and fake porn-star looking eyelashes. Her breast implants brush up against me periodically when one of us gets bumped. She's wearing 6 inch heels and confesses that she's only 5' tall. We're having a NY vs. LA discussion when she drops this gem.
"I hate how everyone in LA is so fake."
After staring at her blankly for a second, I walked away without saying goodbye.
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