Thursday, January 14, 2010

Guidos vs. Persians

Got into another NY vs. LA discussion the other day and it got me thinking about a couple of things. First, why does NY has so many great classic songs by everyone from Frank Sinatra to Tha Dogg Pound to the latest Jay-Z and Alicia Keys song yet the best LA can do is "I'm in LA, bitch" - a crappy remix to a crappy song?

But more importantly I thought about the two blemishes on otherwise fine respective nightlife scenes. So it's time for a look at......drumroll please......Guidos vs. Persians.
GUIDOSPERSIANS
Facebook Profile PicShirtless in the mirrorBMW
Native HabitatJersey / Staten Island Westwood / Beverly Hills
Ride Escalade Magic carpet
(Daddy's SLR on the weekends)
Blasting out of car


Shitty house music Shitty Indian music
Fashion Statement

Popped collar Gold chain
Wants to sell you
Mortgage Loan ModificationA luxury car
Free time spent

Tanning, Working out Bragging, Waxing body hair
Has weakness for
Nose rings / Tramp stampsBlonde white girls with poof in their hair
TanArtificial Hereditary
Often mistaken for

Puerto Ricans Cousin It
Can usually be seen

Lifting weights Arguing loudly
"The Situation"
Mike Sorrentino's AbsYour drain is now clogged with hair
Biggest FearHerpes Airport security
TattooItalian Flag Mercedes symbol
People (incorrectly) assume your family is
In the Mafia In Al Qaeda
Famous Ladies manGiacomo Casanova Daaavid from Brenvooood
(see link in comment section)
Biggest disappointment
Sopranos FinaleCousin just bought more expensive car than you
Preferred hairdoBlowoutBack hair
Last Name Ends In Vowel Having to spit
Signature move


Fist pump Cussing out bouncer, yelling "I can buy and sell 10 of you" then apologizing profusely and eventually buying bottle service

1 comments:

Xander After Dark said...

If you're not familiar with Daaavid from Breeenvoood, you check him out here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiECAnZDAW4

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