She just wants to dance....
-Asher Roth
I understand that girls need plausible deniability but you must know how ridiculous this sounds. If you really wanted to just dance you could go to a dance class or a gay club. But instead you spend 2 hours getting ready, putting on uncomfortable clothes and shoes, getting your flakey pain-in-the-ass friends together, arguing for an hour where to go, dealing with Saturday night traffic and parking, dealing with door drama, dealing with other bitchy / hating girls, getting bumped and shoved all night, paying $14 a drink at a 700% markup, having said drink spilled on your new $200 dress, getting grabbed aggressively by douchebags, and taking care of your drunk friend who you actually hate…..all for the chance of meeting a guy or at least having a guy grind his boner on you from behind.
But you just want to dance.
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